its me

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

this is the highest rated article on the site

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles