its me

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

I heavily fw bro

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

Is this still available?

posts funnier with timestamps on

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is