One Nice Bug Per Day
#extradirty
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Mike Driver
Sade Olutola
todays bird
occasionally subtle
noise dept.
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@gildedramblings
D&D has become so much more fun since it clicked for me that I'm not the character, I'm the writer in charge of the character
If you're the character, bad rolls and bad calls reflect badly on you. You want to Win because that means you're doing D&D right, and if things go wrong, it's because you're doing it wrong.
If you're the writer, your number one job is to do things to your character that the character does not like because that gives them the chance to be interesting.
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
Like this, btw. ⬆️
@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.
Never Learned - Gator Days
...the alt text?
interesting kink assortment on the dash
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
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The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.
i have a box of bacteria that produce that scent and i sniff it whenever i need to feel something real
is this a personal box of bacteria?
my bacteria
How did you get a box of stinky bacteria
they were part of an abandoned project where people were complaining that giant industrial chicken farms smell like shit (because they are covered in chicken shit) and so it was some scientists’ idea to mix in petrichor-scented bacteria into the chicken litter/manure so the farms would instead smell like grass after the rain. idk why it never took off but the bacteria is mine now and i huff it hard.
living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
Ruin: This is a safety pin. *cuts off end* Ruin: It is now a danger pin.
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
MY FUCKING CAR
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i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow
goat dog
bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them
"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.
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There there big guy 👻
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
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proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)
nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.
like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?
