I'm always posting some faggot shit

I feel bad for Rose’s friend Miles who was just like, “Goddamn look at this hottie at the bar.” And he has no idea he’s setting off the Kill Bill siren in Ilya’s head.

Now I’m thinking about Miles after they get outed realizing he was at ground zero of Shane and Ilya’s queer 9/11

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

​imagine you push inside shane hollander for the first time and his face is right there looking like that !!!!!!!!!!! like he’s feeling god from ur cock……..

shane’s biceps are what keep me going. ffffffuck

shane is really good at poker that it’s like a thing where every off the books team bonding hang they play poker and the metros are always in awe at how shane wins every time and word gets around the nhl players and eventually when shane gets to the centaurs and he’s well settled in and happy with his husband they have a team bonding and it gets brought up about the rumour of hollzy being a shark at poker and so they all start playing and ilya doesn’t play but watches and loves the confidence and careful but cocky attitude of shane and insert image into your brain of drunk centaur players perched around a table with captain ilya rozanov sitting in shane hollanders lap and shane has his arms around ilyas waist with both hands clutching his cards and he’s relaxed and looks like a fucking mobster king with his trophy wife husband sitting on his lap as he bets his rolex without a second thought