I'm always posting some faggot shit

i could never be normal about anything. i dont have it in me

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Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

Ilya makes it his life's mission to make Shane realise just how hot he is so that he can live out his ultimate fantasy: He'll take Shane to a club where many men will flirt with him because he's ridiculously hot. And Shane will shamelessly flirt back because he knows he's ridiculously hot. And after a few hours where Ilya will get to drink and dance and watch many men try and fail to shoot their shot with the hottest man in the room, Ilya will walk straight up to Shane, kiss him in that way he knows makes Shane all soft and pliant and his. And then, throwing a shit-eating grin to all the disappointed men, he'll drag Shane home and fuck him any way Shane asks him to. Because he's the only one in the world who gets to.

if you put harry potter on my dash you will be unfollow and blocked. have a day.

sometimes I see a picture of Shane and go “yaaaaay Shane :)” I call that microdosing being Ilya Rozanov

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

shane and troy recorded a video for the centaurs official account trying to cook some recipe from bood’s family. the thing is they did the whole video in total silence, just saying something here and there like “can you pass the salt? thanks” “can you chop the vegetables? thanks”. then harris had the idea of having ilya narrate the video. but he had to redo the whole thing cus in the first footage, every time shane appeared on screen ilya would just start gushing for way too long about how competent and pretty his husband is.

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry