I'm always posting some faggot shit

And he goes 'It's hockey' in his neutral tone, because it's obvious.

'But is not normal Hockey, is the women's legue'

'It's still hockey, same rules, same ice' he is not trying to sound progressive, he genuinely doesn't understand.

'So would you consider yourself a Feminist, Hollander?'

'What? No?? I'm not a feminist, I like Hockey'

There's silence in the room. Luckily for him Ilya was approaching him with their nieces trailing behind them. Theirs hands full of merch.

'Shane you are a feminist, Yuna raised you better, you respect women's rights'

'I mean of course but I'm not a woman' -because he has trauma, he is not the woman in their relationship, there's no woman!-

Ilya laughs. He thinks Shane is lucky that he is so cute. He would be canceled already otherwise.

'You can be a male feminist'

Shane opens his eyes like this is the first time he's heard about it. He hasn't yet understood the general issue, tho.

'Oh, okay then I guess yes, I'm a feminist. Hockey is hockey and this match was one of the best of the season, congratulations to the Victories!' In his media trained tone, not because he doesn't believe it, but because why the fuck are these people interviewing me??

Ilya rolls his eyes and says