I'm always posting some faggot shit

Love that in bobs burgers there's a song where bobs just like "my wife isnt here sometimes and I miss her :("

The hayden discourse is gonna be so much worse after s2 comes out. "But he was funny/a good friend in s1!!" yeah cus he was comfortable. It was easy to be a good friend when Shane kept everything to himself. When Hayden could imagine one day he'd meet a nice normal girl/guy and have the relatively cookie cutter hockey player life. Then that friendship was tested and he failed literally every single step of the way for three years until he fucking outed them and then when he did defend Shane he STILL COULDN'T FUCKING HELP telling everyone that "oh yeah their relationship is gross and fucked up and horrible yeah no I understand why you would think that"!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding????? Even after outing them! After potentially RUINING SHANE'S CAREER and ENDANGERING ILYA'S LIFE!!! he takes shots to make sure EVERYONE knows he does NOT support their relationship and he hates Ilya. I neeeeed people to understand the kind of person hayden is cus he is NOT a good friend

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

Obsessed with deadbeat dad Ilya Rozanov. Not a real dad - he keeps it wrapped. But the Raiders keep trying to get him to take European rookies under his wing. He does pretty good at the on-ice mentorship but off the ice, he’s hanging out with those guys for 3 business days and then getting too preoccupied with either chasing that Hollander sugar-free cookie or getting so depressed he’s googling “how to disappear forever without anyone noticing reddit”

They’re gonna kill me for being Bad. who’s They? well. let’s just say it’s Them..

it’s fine to be critical about the books and it’s fine to be critical about the show and it’s fine to be a hater but honestly. the way some people on here are so critical of the books AND the show AND the fanon AND rachel reid AND the cast and crew AND every other thing they can possibly find makes me suspect that. perhaps. they’d be happier not thinking about or engaging with heated rivalry at all

like. it could not be clearer that if you are engaging with the Shane And Ilya Love Each Other story in which the thesis statement is always gonna be ‘shane and ilya choose each other again and again and again’, while thinking that shane and ilya’s relationship is unhealthy and bad and they shouldn’t be together, you’re setting yourself up for misery and would be infinitely happier doing literally anything else

as touching as it is that ilya offered to go with shane to talk to his parents after david walked in on them, a moment that I think is as worthy of notice, if not MORE worthy, is the moment right after david has been caught looking at them and turns tail. shane, in his shock, basically freezes. he does not know what just happened. he does not know what to do. ilya is saying "maybe you should—" go after/talk to him, and shane's brain is logically processing that as correct—he says "yeah, yeah, yeah"—but his feet remain planted. AND ILYA, BRAVE- AND BIG-HEARTED ILYA, SAYS, "do you want me to—?" and points at himself. ilya rozanov has very likely never met david hollander. never exchanged words with him. knows what david's opinion of him likely is, as a player for boston and an infamous asshole and most importantly shane's career-long rival. but in this moment of devastating vulnerability for shane ilya, without hesitation, asks if shane wants him to go after his dad and talk to him about the situation. however he can think to do so on the spot. because he can see shane crumbling and his first instinct is to do whatever shane needs to be okay. well I'M not okay!!!!!!!!

it doesn’t matter if there’s anything new to say about heated rivalry because repeating the same things we’ve already said a million times is still just as fun

like oh my god shane’s wet eyes in the vegas bathroom. bitch i know right!!!!!!!

the problem with rr is that she's like. really super hilarious.

this was inspired btw by the troy barrett line "the last thing hospitalized children needed was to be forced to spend even five seconds with him" like what's wrong with her. that's so funny. i haven't even read role model yet i know nothing about it but that line is just such an rr classic.