screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

camp dryhump is now in session

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

ilya: no u don't understand we CAN'T use a condom they're bad for the environment cause single use plastic i HAVE to fuck u raw u don't understand

Imagine how difficult of an adjustment it will be for Shane and Ilya to not only be on the same team but to never actually share the ice (except on the power play). They're stuck watching their man be far and away the best player out there without the distraction of being mid-play themselves and they've lost their outlet for channelling all of their sexual tension into something reasonably acceptable for audiences. Imagine the fan edits of them just sitting on the bench, chewing on their mouthguard, while shooting obvious fuck-me-eyes at the other. Ilya's urge to check Shane into the boards is unreasonable. As soon as Shane gets on the ice he shoots off like a bat out of hell to burn off his excess energy. They can't even fucking look at each other in the locker room. As soon as they're home Ilya is throwing Shane up against the wall as hard as he would have done if they were both wearing pads. Those first few months they both acquire more bruises off the ice than on it.

I need them to make inappropriate use of that practice rink Shane has in the books. They are just having some fun and getting in a little extra practice. So what if they check each other a ridiculous number of times. They don’t get to do it during games anymore and they miss it. Somehow it always seems to end with Shane on his knees sucking Ilya’s cock or spread out on his back with Ilya settled between his legs sucking him off or their favorite, Ilya pinning Shane face first into the boards with their pants pulled down just enough while Ilya fucks Shane until he comes all over the inside of his jock.

guys I can’t stop thinking about bratfail shane…… he tries so hard but fails so easily……… one little grab at his chin by ilya and he’s immediately like yes sir

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to