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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
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Parked next to a car with enormous pink plush dice on the rear view and a fuzzy pink steering wheel cover with multiple miniature pink cowboy hats on the dash board. I’m considering waiting in my car until the owner comes back out, then politely introducing myself before begging her to fuck me.
God. The seats are covering in pink faux fur as well. I’m tucking my panties into windshield wipers like a parking ticket
Moooooooom jerma is cunt again :/
made another one
this guy just showed us what he’s eating by setting it to his spray and rejoining the server
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
One time I was at the mall with my grandfather and we met an employee who was a 6'2 woman. He later told me "Boy! 6'2! She must have to fight wannabe suitors off with a sword." and I realized with a start that my thing for tall women was genetic
sister just said to me "If I had a dick, it would be hard 100% of the time, because I'm always on the grind, and I'm an alpha"
you arent an alpha till youve had an errection lasting 4 or more hours
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
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if you don't do anything else today,
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
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friendly reminder that Nikola Tesla proposed using the ionosphere to do this on a global scale over a century ago and the only reason we don’t have that setup today is because capitalists wouldn’t be able to make money off it
also because on his first experiment with the concept he blew out a power plant generator and killed a few horses
shit happens
There is not a single true statement in this entire post
Sealing in the heat of the coffee
this is just what images are all about
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june is NOT pride month. it’s the month when people on the internet who have never been in irl lgbt spaces or have irl lgbt friends will be like “lgbt people need to STOP sucking and FUCKING during pride parades” and then when you go to a parade, instead of seeing the promised sucking and fucking, you get pelted with gay pens from bank of america
Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die
not right now methforguys
