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if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

“Roselana is forced and unrealistic” okay so hooking up with your gay ex boyfriend’s new boyfriend’s ex fwb is kind of a classic lesbian situation to be in

please stand by... bunnies are sniffing your computer...

results came in. we chewed ur wires. ok bye

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

it’s not my business what people joke about in private but if you are going to joke about lobotomy i think you owe yourself the 22 minutes it takes to listen to howard dully’s 2005 npr report on the transorbital lobotomy he was subjected to at the age of twelve. it’s a hard listen, but it’s a hard subject. like i said, it’s not my business, but it’s always good to know what exactly you’re joking about.

THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED. MONTREAL TO THE FINALS.

Hiiiiiii Cath you look beautiful and sweaty do you need someone to dab your brow with a cloth while whispering sweet nothings