Ghost babe

I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you

so i work in a care home w elderly people and one of my residents called me an intelligent girl, before apologizing and saying intelligent man, before apologizing again and landing on "youre an intelligent transsexual"

she can reclaim faggot for this one

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

im gonna be so real i hate the word gock

really everyone should have an emotional support untagged fauxcest mutual to keep them humble. because some of y'all are way too fucking confident about "this kink grosses me out i don't think you should post it"

im not even into fauxcest but theres nothing on this bitch of an earth that pisses me off more than a discord mod being super anal about what can be posted in what chat and constantly asking people to move and spoiler things. you’re 30 years old you’ll be ok if there’s some incest in your vore channel. grow up. we’re all queer we won’t die

when you compliment or thank someone for being such a good friend to you and they hit you with the "i'm going to totally betray your trust soon and you're making it really difficult not to feel conflicted about it" stare 😂😂

the thing is you gotta milk these relationships for all they're worth because when you're a dog that's going to be euthanised soon in someone's eyes there's almost nothing they won't do for you however ☝️ you may struggle to get them to put aside their ethical hangups to have sex with you. in case you were wondering.

Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds