Shoot The Devil

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

childhood friends to complete strangers

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down: