Shoot The Devil

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

i forget i have cis mutuals bc so many of us got hit by the transgender fujoshi bean

i meant beam but im leaving it. the transgender fujoshi bean

got pelted with beans and now im a man

Date of origin: May 15th, 2015

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?