Tastes Like Key Lime Gogurt

Project Hail Mary breaks Chekhov's Gun in a quite literal way because it introduces the fact that there's a gun on board the Hail Mary and then it's never brought up again.

Ryan gosling won a tumblr sexy man poll, losing to grunklestan gravityfalls. with a heavy heart i pronounce tumblr dead this day. 🪦 we had a good run

The thing about doing house and yard work is like. You would think that you could go out and weed until you get tired, and then come in and do something a bit more low-intensity like tile or wood cutting, then have a cup of tea and go back out into the yard. BUT. High intensity works like weeding results in The Tremblies. And you canNOT handle a circular saw when you have The Tremblies. So clearing a patch of the garden lays you up for like an hour at the computer, making multiple typos (because of The Tremblies), so even writing a chapter of your story isn't convenient enough to bother with. Weeds should not have this kind of time commitment outside of the actual weeding.

You would think that a bit of sugar would help with The Tremblies but it does NOT. A bit of sugar helps with The Dizzies. The Tremblies cannot be bargained with, and they cannot be fought. No power tool (except a drill which hardly even counts as a power tool) can be used with The Tremblies, and I have run out of things that need drilling.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

@teaboot

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

you forgot the attacking and violence

Haven't been able to get a good pic bcs they can see me when I look through the window but both parents have been doing those happy bird slow blinks a lot when sitting on the nest and they seem very happy and content to have finally achieved building a nest that their eggs can actually survive in.