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the more you reblog this the more it breaks
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I had a nightmare last night.
I was a reporter.
Finally, here is Part 2 as an addition to the original post. Enjoy.
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Oh, I love this.
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
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Hope your's is a good one!

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Do you remember the first RANDOM* shiny Pokemon you've found?
Yes (tell me :V)
I think so? Maybe? (tell me anyway :V)
No :(
I've never found a random shiny
I don't play pokemon
*by random i mean non-scripted, not hunting for it actively, you're just wandering around in any game and you just found it somewhere
(tell me the game too, not just the pokemon :V)
This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial
my shadows propaganda 😔🙏
rest in peace, uhara
edit: i felt like this comic ended a bit too grim. and for a series about never giving up, it felt a bit off that this comic ended a bit too depressing.
i've decided to make a 2nd part for it, and write it to be less grim.
TW: Needles, Euthanasia
please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?
everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”
sleepover

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Please universe let something super lesbian happen to me during pride month
🙏🏼a dyke in the same time zone🙏🏼mutual pining🙏🏼no ghosting🙏🏼hickeys🙏🏼dry humping🙏🏼raunchy gay sex 🙏🏼a GIRLFRIEND🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Can someone explain Dwarf Fortress to me???
It’s a colony sim in a somewhat standard fantasy setting, with the twist that nearly everything is procedurally generated in unnecessary detail. Town names? Procedural. Instruments? Procedural. The history of the world you’re in? Procedural. Ancient horrors sealed deep below the world? Procedural. The gods themselves? Procedural. Your job is to help your horde of alcoholics survive whatever meticulously simulated nonsense the game decides to throw at you. It ranges from pretty standard, like invading armies, to fantastical, like vampires you have to solve criminal cases to catch, to deranged, like that time I dug up a demon made of fire that was effectively invincible in combat because everything’s pathfinding was too messed up by the smoke it gave off to fight back. For a general idea of how strange it can get, read Boatmurdered, an old written Let’s Play still beloved by the community.
So the Developers are Playing God playing god
In addition, virtually everything is simulated, which has led to some hilarious bugs in the past. To get a good idea of the level of detail, the tears in a dwarve’s eyes are tracked, and can be theoretically spread onto other things (though granted im not sure if it has been tested, hard to get them off the eyes i imagine), these ‘other things’ (any part of any creature/object in the game) would then be stained with those tears, which is itself tracked, and those tears will remain there until removed.
Wasn't there also the issue with cats just turning up dead in someone's tavern, and then it turned out that when a dwarf decided to do something while in the middle of drinking, they would just toss their alcohol on the floor, and then cats would walk through the tavern and get the alcohol on their paws, and so when they later groomed themselves, they would technically ingest the alcohol and immediately die of alcohol poisoning?
Unforeseen Consequences, The Game
A classic way for a new player's fortress to fall is by failing to make new clothes. After a couple years the old clothes start to rot off the dwarves bodies and then the sight of naked children causes a huge negative mood spike for the whole fortress. This causes what is called a "tantrum spiral" fortresses rarely recover from a tantrum spiral.
Once I had a vampire problem. Vampires are hard to find, but you'll know when you have one due to the dead dwarves with bite marks that show up. Eventually I found out what happened: the very first vampire had fallen down a well and died thus tainting the fort's water supply with vampire blood. So the entire fortress was vampires. They fed on incoming migrants with the new members of the fort living or dying based on whether they drank from the well before one of the other vampires got to them.
Dwarf Fortress is a game where things just sorta happen.
when i started playing DF i was warned about tantrum spirals and told they were just kind of an inevitable consequence of playing the game, but i hate seeing my dwarves sad so i started paying really close attention to their thoughts and memories
i was very bad at the game when i got started because i decided to learn how to play while i was fighting off multiple viral and bacterial infections at the same time and i drowned or immolated a lot of dwarves by mistake
my most notorious fort was one where:
dwarves were very horny and fucking a lot, and also having a lot of children
most of my migrant waves were children and/or refugees from previous forts i'd made and abandoned in the same world seed. the refugees retained their life memories and histories. many of them were miserable.
at a certain level of trauma, dwarves become numb - they don't feel anything when seeing horrifying events that they are used too, and they seem to take less joy from enriching activities. this is generally regarded in my experience as an unsalvageable state.
enter my beloved legacy dwarf, gremlin.
Gremlin was a master mason and stone carver who had survived almost every single learning fort - sometimes because i as the hand of god would reach down and exile her once i realized everything was going to fuck because i wanted her to live through it. she became an expert mason via carving coffins every hour of every working day in response to multiple dwarven mass death events, and my own player paranoia became an emergent thread in her life because the first thing i would do after arranging basic necessities was order enough coffins for the entire population+20 just so i'd be covered.
i did this because of the notorious fort incident, which was one of the first.
dwarves sometimes experience hyperfixations through Strange Moods - they have a craft they want to make, more than anything. It has maximum priority. they need specific materials to make what they want, completing it will immediately make them a master of the skill selected, and if they are UNable to finish their craft they experience a variety of undesirable side effects influenced by their personality. a dwarf who is depressive might lose all interest in food and drink and eventually dehydrate to death, for instance.
in the fort where everything went the most wrong it ever has for me, the dwarf who failed to get what she needed was a new mother with anger issues. she responded by snapping and throwing her baby at a wall in public. this killed the baby. nobody took that well, and everyone tackled her. she killed multiple people largely through biting and gouging.
i did not have my coffin routine at this point, so gremlin was ordered to begin when the deaths started. it takes a while to carve a coffin when you're just starting out with that skill.
there were so so many bodies when that riot was finished that i didn't have a morgue space big enough for them. i also forgot to turn off hauling labour for children. so the children of the fort were helping to move the rotting corpses. and growing numb to violence and death. and developing anger issues and depression from the bad material conditions and illness they experienced as a consequence of inhaling miasma.
one day one of them snapped and it led to The Child Coup. i had at this point in my learning started to design forts to have choke points to repel invaders after an incident in which a giant blob of sapient magma melted one of my guys and set fire to the huge open fungus carpet through the fort. the children occupied those choke points and proceeded to wrestle, swarm, and bite every adult they could get their hands on to death.
i liveblogged this entire thing in a discord server i was in with a mix of horror and awe which was helpful because it let me take notes for next time.
because from there it became my life's mission when playing the game to prevent anything like that ever happening again and it turns out that many traumatized dwarves are entirely salvageable if you plan for it, and provide quality of life spaces and take planning for mental health into account?
the most efficient way to store dwarves is in single tile bedrooms, yeah. but are they happy? eh. they're content. that's enough for some people, not for me.
i make them family unit apartments that sprawl up and down through multiple layers. i try to make sure every dwarf has art of their favourite animal in their living environment. i make creches for the children where they'll be socialized with positive memories and experiences, and a bolthole for them to go too in times of conflict that keeps them safe and far away from the conflict and its aftermath. i rotate my military dwarves out to prevent them getting numb to the horrors.
i cap my population to increase in increments of no more than 10 at a time and tweak the max child cap as i play to reflect what would be provision of birth control if that was a mechanic in the game
and at that point the only social doom spirals i experience are either novel situations or the result of a skill issue in execution on my part
when i retired that save i'd successfully rehabilitated gremlin into feeling things again after experiencing 5+ failed forts which remains a high i will chase in gaming forever
dwarf fortress is a wonderful and intricate game of cause and effect