takin it one day at a time

Common moorhen (Gallinula chloropus)

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

god made balls to be played with

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

found footage horror film

the further i get from my school ywears the more it sinks in just how truly Weird and even Scary the pledge was even though i had already Known on like an intellectual level that it was weird back then. but like its just truly fucked up huih. like im picturing it now like Hey lets interrupt class time to. stand up and look at The Classroom Flag and Swear Fealty. and of course nobody means any of it it becomes so so incredibly rote but like then that just becomes the Thing about it. i have to think really hard about it to even parse what it means because its just sounds to me after like a decade of hearing it five times a week. honest to god i opened www.tumblr.com/new/text to do a shitpost like nornal but then this all just escaped out ofmne when i thought too hard about it. stay safe out there. jeez

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

This was the best scene in the whole series

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

(From Netflix’s Castlevania, which is excellent.)

So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

waking up with a boner and rubbing that shit against the bed probably feels good as fuck !!!! AND I’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.