(I Have No Idea What I'm Doing)

Bf said to me “I have a space question for you” and I was thinking it would be something for his sci fi rpg but no he asked who the first person to get head on the ISS was

I know the answer btw it’s just classified

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

This is an instant inductee to the stan twitter users being dumb as fuck hall of fame . Literally so good

okay great post very funny. setting that aside for now. what the fuck are we even doing anymore vis-a-vis censoring screenshots of other social media. what even is that, a thermometer? a riding crop? a white cane? that cannot possibly be less effort than blacking out the word or even putting some other, more opaque emoji over it

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

Update: they played it again and also muted "stab" from the line "they stab it with their steely knives". Insane.

They fuck it with their steely knives but they just can't fuck the beast

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

It's gonna take decades to rebuild what those arrogant DOGE children broke. I honestly want them prosecuted for sabotage.