Netscape ME

stepping out of my comfort zone (my warm bed)

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

oh do I have the game for you

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

I love showing my non-Doctor Who friends the clip from the five doctors where everybody gets abducted by the weird triangles without context and refusing to elaborate

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

🦠 #my crobe

you don't just marry a person. you marry their ecosystem. their food. the temperature of their house. their sleep schedule. their friends.their family. their way of moving through the world

when I heard "Radio Gaga" by Queen as a kid it was always in passing, so I thought they were saying "lady oh who. lady oh gaga," which bugged me for years because that was nonsense. now when I hear it, I still think "lady oh gaga" to myself, which makes me think of Lady Gaga, which got me curious about where her name even comes from. well I looked it up and it comes from someone else mishearing "Radio Gaga" by Queen

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

this straw? oh, she’s my last

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity