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#there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene
twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made
one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.
i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:
and, of course, her son too
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Turns out that in real life itβs not just the tiny skinny ones who end up actually being trans women. Sometimes itβs the people who are built like linebackers, the people so tall they develop back issues hunching over from trying not to be the biggest person in the room, the people who canβt even find well-fitting clothing at big and tall stores, the people who βthigh-highsβ barely go above the knee, the people with broad shoulders and high hairlines that bangs canβt hide. And yes a lot of these features arenβt seen as feminine or cute or beautiful. Iβm sorry that I resemble stereotypical transphobic caricatures a bit too closely, and Iβm sorry that acknowledging the existence of people that look like me might make getting trans acceptance from cis people a lot harder. But frankly Iβm one of the lucky ones who realized things before I started balding, one of the lucky ones who has many years of youth spent taking hormones in my future to somewhat alleviate the problems that make me hate my own body. And I donβt think any of these issues makes me or anyone else less of a woman, and if no one else wants to even try to depict people like us in a flattering manner then Iβll do my damnedest to do it myself
To everyone who used this post as an excuse to say βAwooga big women πβ in the tags please read the fucking room

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βItβs totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly onceβ
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
itβs true you canβt draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors theyβre marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their βcollective pathβ as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you canβt do on your own.
im just fucking with you iβm pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo Iβm a ghost!
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dude my house
What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This websiteβs userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap
#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra
Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off
in the latest cyber-news: the internet archive has lost their case against 4 major publishing houses (verge article). theyβre going to appeal, but this is still a bad outcome. the fate of the internet is currently hanging in the balance because 4 multibillionare publishing groups missed out on like $15 of combined revenue during the pandemic because of the archiveβs online library service. itβs so fucking stupid.
for those who donβt know what the internet archive is, itβs a virtual library full of media. books, magazines, recordings, visuals, flash games, websites - a lot of these things either donβt exist anymore or cannot be found & bought. heard of the wayback machine? thatβs part of the internet archive. it is the most important website to exist, and i donβt say that lightly. if the internet archive goes down, the cultural loss will be immeasurable.
so how can you help?
boycott the publishing companies involved in this. theyβre absolute ghouls, frankly, and donβt deserve a penny. the companies involved are harpercollins (imprints), wiley (imprints), penguin random house llc (imprints), and hachette book group (imprints). make sure the websites are set to your location as it may differ worldwide.
learn to torrent. download a torrent client (i recommend transmission), a vpn (i recommend protonvpn - sign up and choose the area thatβs closest to your continent/country), and hit up /r/piracy on reddit for websites. with torrenting, you can get (almost) any media you want for free in high quality, with add-ons such as subtitles, and with no risks of loss. i would also recommend getting into the habit of watching stuff online for free. the less you can pay to a giant corporation, the better.
get into the habit of downloading and archiving materials. find a TB external hard drive, ideally the higher the better. itβll probably cost around $60 for 1TB and continue to go up, but theyβre so so useful. if you canβt afford a drive, look for any GB harddrives or memory sticks you have lying around and just fill them up. videos, pdfs, magazines, songs, movies, games - anything you can rip and download and fit on there, do it, because nothing is permanent.
donate to the internet archive. this is the most important option on the list. the IA relies entirely on funding, and itβs going to need more to fight this case. whatever you can donate, do it. i promise itβs helpful.
and finallyβ¦
cannot stress enough that donating to the internet archive to help them appeal this without going broke is the most important thing you can do right now. my day job revolves around fulfilling digital article and book scan requests at an academic library and a huge part of that is borrowing from other libraries that do controlled digital lending (incl. the internet archive!). copyright law is already hugely restrictive on what we can and can't lend, and we absolutely don't have the option to pirate anything for our patrons due to being a large academic institution. it's difficult to overstate just how bad this ruling could end up being for libraries that have digital lending programs, esp ones that rely on CDR for old/archival/hard-to-find texts.
Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.
#reminds me of when 'my child was Perfectly Normal until he got vaccines and Now He's Autistic'#no your child just got to the age certain social and developmental skills become apparent#and that happens to be a good age to give them certain vaccines (@dilfhershellayton)
Dude congrats on being the first person to have a new and interesting observation on this post. Yeah, that's exactly what it's like. It's the desire to blame something external for who your child is because if you accepted the very obvious developmental explanation you would then have to admit that your child is a different kind of person than you instead of a mold-able mini me that you can force into your idyllic little nuclear family box you were imagining when you had them. Bigoted parents are terrified of their child not being exactly like them so they have to pretend that something like vaccines or peer pressure corrupted them. So much so that they'll put them through bleach treatments or conversion therapy or whatever in an attempt to fix them before they'll allow their child to be who they are.

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Feel like shit, just want her back
not to be political but why on earth would you choose your wedding venue to be a plantation when you can celebrate your matrimony around beautiful huge bones of ancient creatures
but i want that.
i love goth fashion because everyone dresses like they're going to fight monsters or slay demons but all in completely different genres
goth friends meeting up for dark brunch
i can't believe you're "supposed" to make eye contact with people. like be serious i don't need to see your soul like that

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*Casts animate dead on your hopes and dreams, you're welcome*
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