Do You Even Unicorn

Cher knows what's good 👍🏻 #Clueless #Cher #cherhorowitz #whatabetty #fucktrump #stupidorangepotato #dontgrabmypussy #nobannowall #themorethemerrier #antitrump #itdoesnotsayRSVPonthestatueofliberty #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #💁🏼#🗽#🦄

Never send a rose unless dyed black as a warning. And if one is sent to you, destroy it along with the sender. Emotionally, of course - it's not like we kill people... . . . ...on purpose 😬 #jawbreaker #courtneyshayne #valentinesday #darrenstein #rosemcgowan #ikilledlizikilledtheteendreamdealwithit #stillmyfavouritefuckingfilm #happyvalentinesday #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🖤#🌹#🦄

In honour of National Pizza Day, I wanna put your penis through the middle of a pizza, spin it wheel-of-fortune style, then eat my way to the middle. #nationalpizzaday #february9 #crankyankers #cammie #comedycentral #90s #pizza #dontforgettotipyourdeliveryboy #friesbeforeguys #pizzaslut #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#🍕#😝

About this weekend 😳 #idontgetdrunkigetawesome #takemedrunkimhome #weekend #allthedrinks #hangover #drunk #hungover #alsome #fridaynight #saturdaynight #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#🍾#🥂

"When I look at myself in the mirror I see a unicorn. A magical, bad-ass unicorn." YOU are fucking amazing exactly as you are. So go out there, kick ass, and be the best little unicorns you can be! 🙌🏻❤🌈 #spiritanimal #kickass #getconfidentstupid #thesimpsons #unicornarmy #dontdreamitbeit #doyou #bornthisway #whentimesgettoughthetoughgetawesome #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #💪🏻#🦄

My next post on Instagram will be something along the lines of "I'm honestly super desperate and will date any of my followers" #trixiemattel #UNHhhh #katya #katyazamolodchikova #rupaulsdragrace #wowpresents #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄

I got 99 doughnuts 'cos a bitch ate one. Boxing Day is for hula hooping a giant donut and smuggling wine cocktails into the pool with your unicorn babe friends 💖 #boxingday #donut #summer #drunk #smuggledalcohol #allthefuns #derp #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#💊#🍹#🍩#☀️

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy... #shedoesntevengohere #ijusthavealotoffeelings #meangirls #servingcake #bornnakedandtherestisdrag #rupaul #lgbt #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🌈#🎂#🦄#👠#✨

"Anybody who can step out of the house with a pair of heels and some lipstick on their lips is my hero." - @rupaulofficial #bornnakedandtherestisdrag #rupaul #rpdr #ifyoucantloveyourselfhowinthehellareyougonnalovesomebodyelse #fuckthepatriarchy #dragqueen #youbetterwork #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#👠#💋

Strippers have feelings too. #amberroseslutwalk #mypussymychoice #weretakingslutback #slutwalk #strideofpride #walkofnoshame #endslutshaming #victimblaming #heterosexism #patriarchy #rapeculture #amberrose #loveline #strippershavefeelingstoo #🦄#💋#👊🏻 @amberrose❣️

Hi, I'm the big gulp you get *behind* the 7/11. #trixiemattel #UNHhhh #katya #katyazamolodchikova #idonutwanttotalkaboutit #questionablechoices #qwerrrkout #donut #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄 #🍩#🌈

Christmas is just around the corner, so remember that the gift of a unicorn is not just for a day or a season, it's for a lifetime. . . . *This post proudly sponsored by the RSPCU (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Unicorns), but the message also applies to doggos and kitties and all other lovable pets. Give thoughtfully, legends :) #ihaveapackageforyou #hohoho #merrychristmasyafilthyanimal #thegiftthatkeepsongiving #RSPCA #ASPCA #christmas #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#🎁#🎄

My former post was reported so I felt I needed to clear up any confusion with a few disclaimers on this one. - Contrary to the picture I didn't actually go out and shoot 3 Donald Trumps and hang their heads on my tastefully decorated walls. - I do not condone guns. I'm not holding a rifle, it's literally an umbrella. - I don't support violence of any kind toward animal, person, or unicorn. I volunteer at a no kill dog shelter on Saturdays so you know I'm legit. Let's all have fun and familiarise ourselves with satire, and bask in the glory that is the fifth amendment. Thanks kids! 🙌🏻❤️😘 #election2016 #trumphunt #grabherbythepussy #imstillwithher #freedomofspeech #satire #censorshipgonemad #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄

I have an unhealthy relationship with food but at least it wants to date me in the first place. #friesbeforeguys #donutworrybehappy #nowletsforgetourtroubleswithabigbowlofstrawberryicecream #malibustacy #thesimpsons #doughnuttime #donuts #doughnuts #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn @doughnut_time #🦄 #🍩

Be a slut. Do whatever you want. . An homage to David LaChapelle. I just edited myself in badly in reverence to such a killer fucking artist 🙌🏻 #davidlachapelle #endslutshaming #slutwalk #amandalepore #plasticfantastic #freethenipple #beaslutdowhateveryouwant #amberrose #ambertoseslutwalk #trashalley #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#👠#💋

Maybe I do use food for comfort, but at least a chocolate bar never told me I was an accident. #daddyissues #tasteslikediabetes #skittles #tastetherainbow #chocolate #daria #mrsjohanssen #mtv #candyland #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🍭#🍫#🍬#🦄

I cannot brain today. I has the dumb. #pleasedontmakemeadult #mornings #feels #ugh #snoozebutton #imjustabigtoastycinnamonbun #homer #simpsons #unicorn #doyouevenunicorn #🦄#💤