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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

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I really hate those stupids posts that are like:
āWhat about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans??Ā like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???ā
Youāre thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, Iām down.
For the uninformed:
This isnāt an item or even a game mechanic but I think yāall know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
hereās my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isnāt whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, itās whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. ādo I find scooby doo hot?ā is a separate question fromĀ āIF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?āĀ
If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and thatās how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious āyou canāt fire me I quitā point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I canāt possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.
donāt⦠do this
whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.
me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!
also me: avatar rokuās spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling āyou got beat up by caillouā
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, thatās the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesnāt involved you getting eaten.Ā
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and heād just lie with them and sleep among them and theyād rub against him and chirp at him theyāre big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reasonās theyāre going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, theyāll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So whatād they do? They gave the cheetahās their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing Iāve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.

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O-oh my godā¦..ITS ME
there is so much emotion portrayed such such little expression
Iām really diggin these puns XD
thatās just a regular platypus???
PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!
@bethiebunnie
the WHAT now ?
ask them to keep it more quiet then
Bedtime cuddles
look at this fucking baby
i canāt fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf
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Wholesome.
yes! eventually I will collect a family of misfits and wrong number texts
Please let there be a 2019 update š¤š¾
Here you go!
Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench are keeping their touching tradition going in 2019
Yāall Wanda and her husband Lonnie have both been diagnosed with COVID-19 and Lonnie is currently hospitalized with complications from both that disease and pneumonia
Truly hoping and praying they get well soon!!! ļæ¼
santa clarita diet in a nutshell
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And Iāve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: ājust say she couldnāt make it!ā
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
And so it begins
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you canāt solicit a date as a āgigā
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine š
By the way Iām in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback Iāve been looking for
so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out
jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk
my left hand/his right hand = cancels out mostly, I still drift a little
my right hand/his left hand = collision course
hang on I gotta google some stuff
yeah this is funny
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockinā twink
John Mulaney:Ā *to himself*Ā What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amyās relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I donāt even go here (just like⦠my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didnāt tell HER#How DARE he
ālook, itās not like i hid anything, it just never came up!āĀ
āYou called yourself out forĀ āstraighsplainingāāĀ
the whole bi thing goes completely over charlesā head and he keeps getting really aggro likeĀ āoh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!āĀ
everybody else is likeĀ ācharles noāĀ
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler theyāve been looking for
The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMIĀ Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-SleeveĀ Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi,Ā is if he himself were oblivious to the fact.Ā
Come on @morthils this isnāt Gina Linetti weāre talking about. Stay in character.
The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.
He would describe the relationship to Amy and sheād be like,Ā āSo you guys were datingā and heād be likeĀ āIt wasnāt like that thatā and sheād be like:
:|
and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.
Lots ofĀ āpractice kissingā was involved.
Jakeās mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.
āI just thought she was really liberal!ā
āLook, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes youāre handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, Iām definitely bi.ā

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