Hello, Good-bye

people who don’t wish death on other people ‘on principle’ are weak as hell…. i hope everybody who has ever been mean to me dies and goes to hell! i’ll wish it on anybody idgaf

“There’s a little bitch under this rock I will eat it for you…if you get it for me.”

@busty-shackleford

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

@bbcwhereareyou

Yes good