I'm Boo Boo the Fool

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

I think everytime Miraak tried to escape in any way he could, he always ended back up on Apocrypha’s lukewarm oceans. No matter what, he faced the vastness of his prison

The Last Unicorn displayed with different palettes from the movie.

This took about three hours in Photoshop. I screencapped about thirty frames from the movie and made my little unicorn outline. Then I painted the movie consecutively throughout the unicorn (as I watched it in the background). I tried to make sure on her shoulders and hips that the moment encapsulated both the legs, so the mountain on her shoulder is their traveling background and appears before Mommy Fortuna’s carnival as well as before their trip to the Greenwood. The Red Bull on her hips is right before they get to the castle but also before the ocean swallows him up. If you want to support a lesbian art student you can buy this design on a great many things in my Redbubble shop.

Loaded With Coins. Faster Than You Think. 🦀

Meet the Cash Crab - a critter dripping with coins and seemingly easy prey. What most adventurers don't realize is its partnership with the gold-tipped ostracod: one lures, the other poisons, and the crab grabs the loot while you're distracted. Underestimate its speed at your own expense - it will vanish with your treasure before you blink.