Chubtings

Carl is soooo ridiculously hot and handsome and so gentlemanly and just carries himself with such an urbane aura i can feel it through the screen despite his like 5 minutes of screen time total so far but TRUST as long as Aniya keeps her head on straight and forgets about DudC they will make it to the end

also it's so hot how he always puts his arm out for her i love shit like that so much idc idc

also he's like actually capable of having a conversation and is the first man in Fiji that used his bilingualism to say something other than "can I have a kiss 😏" and he really has princess Aniya showing all 32 like yesss a man is supposed to make you happy not anxious (catch it kc)

(okay i know he's lowkey a demon but i love Sincere he's soooo cute and hot like i'm sorry i love long hair and intact hairlines)

also this involuntary sequester i am under has made the Feedism Island concept run absolutely AMOK in my head and last night i was 5 minutes away from booting up The Sims just to unload all this frenetic energy that is building up inside me like the urge i have to speak for 15 minutes straight uninterrupted abt this group of 12 strangers is going to cause my neurons to start short circuiting

bc what if i like men nerdy with soft hands and an email job……… like yes i suppose it’s kind of hot how you can theoretically build a deck or fix a car or something - but to me personallyyyy it’s lowkey hotter how some guys are excel wizards or can use the fuck out of autocad or blender or something….

like i fully developed a crush on one of my lab partners out of nowhere purely bc he was so good at reading the mass spectrometer print outs and i was always clueless and he let me copy his work 😭

and i don't have anything to compare it to but i think they also think that body size has influence over the kind of occupation some women are attracted to? bc why did he say something abt how a "girl my size" needs a "real blue collar man who can handle all that" HUH 🫪 #whatdatmean

idk..... perhaps consider that i find the architect that designed the house sexier than the man who built it……. even if the builder has like more muscular arms or something ahaha