i’m so glad i’m a feedee and bc of that i’ve never felt the urge to cosplay as a stereotypical hardworking woman lol
like i feel like it’d be impossible for any man i’ve ever gone out with to honestly say “she’s capable of working up a sweat vacuuming the house and cooking 3 meals a day” 😂 sorry baby the best i can do is book the cleaning service and share my folder of one pan/one sheet recipes lol bc if there’s one thing i’m gonna do, it’s go lay down
and then it’s funny bc in my experience as a woman you constantly hear people saying like “oh you’ll never find a good man if you’re not ready to cook and clean” and the whole time i’m just thinking fuck if that’s the kind of man that’s looking for me put me in witness protection bc i promiseeee you i’m good on that 😭
i guess i’m just saying that with all the performance that’s tied up in being a woman i’m glad i have a natural inclination towards eschewing this one thing

















