a handful

i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

I'm sorry in what unvierse would you have to explain that to a tumblr user?

i could recognize him by penis alone

*nervously calls crush bro*

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[doesn’t really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn’t kill himself

Tupac was always on the moon

flat bigfoot