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one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[GD: someone slam dunk-ing a basketball.]

I really need $30,000

my friends have a cat who self identifies as a "boy" and uses he/him pronouns

we know this because he is owned by two lesbians who don't have very many he/him friends, so when they say "he" or "him" or "boy" they're usually referring to their cat, so their cat has started responding whenever somebody says "boy" or "he" by running up and looking at them expectantly. so he's a cat that has pronouns

pronounce

i think i've been kind of wasting the incredible opportunity that conscious existence and general intelligence are. but if i hold everybody else to this standard most people would probably also fail. but that would be a ridiculous thing to do so it's just me

more than depair or even fear, boredom is the greatest sin