Hiya!

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

Too many generic love songs not enough songs about one specific ass situation

tag the first song you think of

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

person who at first glance looks like a normal man named rick but you come to find out that they're nonbinary as fuck and their name is maverick. person who at first glance looks like a normal woman named lucy but you come to find out that they're nonbinary as fuck and their name is lucidity

I've never met that snake in my life. Who the hell is that guy

Pretty sure that's @theshitpostcalligrapher's snake.

my son now

And they’re all Vlad

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happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

Just want to make sure people are aware that the artist is on ArtStation and many of these, including the longing stare at witch one, are in fact for sale as prints for highly reasonable prices - the cheapest option being an 8 by 12 art poster for 18 US dollars (plus shipping).