Clawsie

A common misconception about clinical depression is that there is always a reason that you're depressed. I don't have the "things feel extra bad" disorder I have the "YOU feel extra bad" disorder

The film picks up a bat and starts viciously beating me to death

Sometimes I hope I'm the random funny post on somebody's dash that makes them giggle and uplifts their day a little bit

i feel like the elephant in the room if it was dressed up like a clown also everybody at the function hates elephants but not clowns so as long as I'm acting like a fucking fool they won't have to address me

It's finally the season that calls for watching that one movie for a full week and then forgetting that it exists until next year around this time

I'm gonna be honest if my microwave makes a noise that sounds even slightly expensive I just take the food out as-is. It's okay if it's cold in the middle, I love when it's cold in the middle anyway

Your microwave will always beep one more time than your patience is ready for

Back in my day we didn't use generative ai. We wrote fantasy romance and fanfiction with our bare hands and balls of steel