birthday boy

i hope somebody poops in all of the fireworks all over the united states so when they fire them into the air and they explode it’s just poop human poop

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

@bizubub @crispy-sand-gator @wizardhorses

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me