here’s the life i’ve always longed for

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

Ten years from now when Inform finally pushes support for dialogue trees and inline hyperlinks to the public branch it's over for you fuckers.

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

true hustlers don't cry when they see baby shoes, never worn for sale. those could flip easily for a quick dollar, and time is money, so it's basically doubling your income. the real sad story is that so few understand this

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

angels are real btw ive seen one its my random mutual on tumblr