here’s the life i’ve always longed for

going to the corner store to get more corners

just cleaned a space so dirty i actually started saying out loud to myself "your body is washable. you've touched far yuckier stuff. your body is washable. you've touched far yuckier stuff. your b-"

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

its like this

you have to understand im evil sometimes and i like to torment girls

ancient roman epigraphy is very funny because in the early empire the aesthetic criteria are so strong and cemented that even a humble slave will be able to commission a neat and professional-looking headstone but the farther into late antiquity you get the more you lose that aesthetic sensibility and everything gets progressively messier and more disorderly until you end up with fourth century ce senators putting up honorary inscriptions that a first century slave would've refused to accept

few things annoy me more than when some creator I like goes through the trouble of writing a "guide to writing/drawing/producing X" and then you read it and the vast majority of it is just "don't give up!" "It's okay to make bad stuff first, that's how you learn!" instead of actual useful process advice.

hi i can find useless vapid artistic encouragement many places. you were supposed to tell me your process. you were supposed to be different. i hate you... *sniffles and falls over but my panties don't even show because i have you that much*

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

honestly I think more giant monsters should sound like this!

*half remembers a single episode of a cartoon i saw when i was like ten* the concept of feng shui had a real stranglehold on american pop culture in the 2000s