Mother Calamity

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

Girls that get excited to suck your dick should be cuddled, spoiled & get ate out bent over

im so hungry i could invent a horse

I do think the (hypothetical) complaining about queer/trans spaces not making cis men comfortable enough is deeply funny. do you have any idea how incredibly laid you can get if you’re a confident cis guy who is normal about trans people

every bisexual transgender person on the planet is secretly waiting for a cis guy who can suck a little dick without being a chaser about it and I’m barely kidding

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yeah, sure why not, get in line

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in