if not, winter

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

Funny how the generation that supposedly revolves around “instant gratification” understands that that’s never going to fucking happen… Huh, odd

i’m glad you’re all getting along so well, Horace!

Ape Got Frustrate And Try To Beat Us With Club So We Had To Vaporize Him But Othor Than That It Wass Fun

the thing about tumblr that i think i’ll miss the most if it goes down is the like…quiet companionship on this site.  i’m not talking about like knowing there are other people here who have the same views you do, or who don’t judge you for being honest and expressing yourself, though those are all good.  i mean like…the mutuals you’ve had for years who you don’t talk to but you know.  you might not know them well but it makes you happy when they post a cute selfie, or talk about something good that happened at their job.  familiar names.  little friendships.  little connections in the vast sea of the internet, where you have to choose between total anonymity or sharing everything.  we built communities in this hellscape and i don’t want to say goodbye to my neighbors just yet.

Kind of sucks that i am not living in an ivy-covered cottage in the pacific northwest, drinking mint tea with honey,, riding my bike into town for the groceries and spending my day writing novels on a mossy tree stump with a cool breeze making the pine needles go sssssshhhhhh,,,,,,,

lbr jesus also loves us