Mikoyan and the Diamonds

#mormonhistorymoments thinking once more about apostle Richard Lyman being excommunicated in 1943 because the rest of the quorum of the twelve found out he'd been having a twenty year long extramarital affair and then like a decade later he was petitioning to get rebapitized and they asked him if he was still having an affair with this woman and he was like "yes" wjasdcbhjszkdfgh

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

why the fuck i just got an ad for the concept of beef bourguignon

ID: A simple line drawing of a cat saying "you mean the fucking genre trope?" End ID