Verifiable Vampirate

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

There needs to be a movement of people putting paint in fire extinguishers and super soakers and just covering every security camera that has been put up over the last forty years with paint or just pulling them down with like shovels and hoes or whatever they can do because honestly everyone hates them just get rid of them

This looks like a tool from the Billboard Liberation Front. I’ll bet they have a lot of other nifty tips that could be applicable in this case.

here’s a zine called blinding the cyclops about one person’s experience of going anti-camera. spoiler alert: it’s really fun

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

why is deltarune full of so many undertale references? was Toby Fox a fan or some thing

Plagiarism I'm afraid

Then let’s be rid of Toby “The Sicko” Fox…

I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

someone call an emergency meeting! because it's time to open the presents under the among us tree!

i am not seeing enough holiday cheer among us.

among us christmas is OVER. hope you celebrated because this is the only one we are EVER going to get.

among us christmas is TOMORROW!!! 🎄🎄🎄

MERRY AMOUNG US CHRISTMAS!!!

someone call an emergency meeting! because it's time to open the presents under the among us tree!

i am not seeing enough holiday cheer among us.

among us christmas is OVER. hope you celebrated because this is the only one we are EVER going to get.

among us christmas is TOMORROW!!! 🎄🎄🎄

MERRY AMOUNG US CHRISTMAS!!!

Cherenkov's Gun is a common piece of writing advice: if there's a gun above the mantle in a story, it should fire bullets that move faster than the speed of light and glow a shocking blue color.

Chekov Radiation is a phenomena where small pieces of metal move very fast after being subjected to a small detonation

Cherenkov's first name is Pavel. Pavel Chekov is a guy on Star Trek. It all makes sense.