Gay Ships, Ahoy!

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

You don’t understand, you see, there’s some characters I like and then there’s some characters I’d forfeit all my possessions and climb directly into the television for

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

me personally i just don't think anyone needs headlights powerful enough to light up twelve miles of road at a time

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

Richard Scarry would be pleased

kind of a milf. reblog

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it

bro people who complain about people still interested in things that are old?? “why are you it posting in 2025” bestie my mutuals are posting about black and white doctor who