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Don't get so distracted fighting the alligators that you forget to clean the swamp. Don't let your problems distract you so much dealing with them that you forget your mission.

#absolutely #can confirm

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seaemberthesecond

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

isuggesteatingtherich

i have an easier suggestion

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

ifuckinglovedinosaurssomuchjesus

The WWD'25 T. rex has a very specific energy...

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nessa007

INDE NAVARRETTE "The fake answer that I love to give [for my childhood crush] is Channing Tatum in Step Up. But the real answer is Optimus Prime in Transformers. Specifically, obviously, the first one. There's a monologue that he has at the end of the movie that leads right into [a Linkin Park song]. I think that was my awakening."

nessa007

INDE NAVARRETTE "The fake answer that I love to give [for my childhood crush] is Channing Tatum in Step Up. But the real answer is Optimus Prime in Transformers. Specifically, obviously, the first one. There's a monologue that he has at the end of the movie that leads right into [a Linkin Park song]. I think that was my awakening."

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

raeiyyn

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

dilfhamlet

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

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muppethole-deactivated20240312

sometimes when I’m bored I anonymously send random ppl vague things like “I still love you” or “we don’t talk anymore but I still care about you” just to see what happens

maybe a little “I think about you when I’m with him” to spice things up

i believe in prison abolition but i also think you need to be put away somewhere. a deep well, maybe

sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

demilypyro

"why do you like this trait in female characters but not in male characters" because gender changes the dynamic

maimonideznuts

The fact that geese manage to actually scare so many people is such an interesting example of the predator instinct to avoid a confident animal.

Because we are predators, and Geese are prey animals with hollow bones, no teeth, and no claws. What they do have are wings to make them look bigger and a fuck off attitude. That attitude works on most people apparently.

Just "I'm gonna getcha" and as a species we fall for it almost every time.

gremlinwithakeyboard

Yeah they don't have teeth but they do have serrated edges on their bills that can act like teeth. They also apparently have spines on their tongue.

Read about Do Geese Have Teeth? (All You Need To Know) on Birdfact.

Geese are amazing waterfowl known for their unique mouths that have fascinated people for ages. If you're short on time, here's a quick answ

Probably still not much of a threat to adults, but they do have some tools to Get You with.

sparklebog

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

sparklebog

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

fuckblast

[Francisco de Goya]

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toomanyf4ndoms77

Fandom will see a female character going through turmoil and trauma and think “How can we make this about how a man feels?”

red-eye-radio

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

victoryyodel

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

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