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Don't get so distracted fighting the alligators that you forget to clean the swamp. Don't let your problems distract you so much dealing with them that you forget your mission.

#absolutely #can confirm

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bagelbarr0n

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

camblogarchive

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

camblogarchive

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

camblogarchive

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

toxicglooo

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that

notdoingmemes

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

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willgrahamscock

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

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7 seconds after the post

willgrahamscock

you’re going in the soup

sloppystyle

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

thunderbottle

he’s on his way

dragon-in-a-fez

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

tectonicarthur

Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

593.5

jellyfish

theshitpostcalligrapher

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

theshitpostcalligrapher

yeag @confused-they here you go

scruncht that child in a life preserver and gave it the ol' one-two

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chessandothermemes

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

anais-ninja-bitch

unrestrained summer fun

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coughloop

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

bigfootjpg

Calvins mom in calvin and hobbes was a lesbian look at that shirt she looks like therese in that one scene in carol

bigfootjpg

#calvins mom is a lesbian his dad is thr worst shes closeted but

Wrong she is also a lesbian she’s alison bechdel

prince-atom

I knew it

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

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milquetoaast

source

taffywabbit

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

airwar

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

correctopinionhaver

mintypineapple

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

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