Warning: I Am Afraid

having good blogs follow you is a lot of pressure when you’re annoying

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

The two genders:

Plant people see the “you wouldn’t download a fruit” and go “NOT ONLY WOULD I DOWNLOAD A FRUIT, I’D STEAL SIX MORE FRUITS AND GRAFT THEM TOGETHER INTO A MASSIVE FRANKENFRUIT AND WHEN THAT GOT BIG ENOUGH I’D MAKE ADDITIONAL COPIES AND FORCIBLY UPLOAD THEM TO PUBLIC PLACES TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAD ACESS TO THESE FRUITS FREE OF CHARGE FOREVER” and that’s why botany is great.

I’ve seen garden perennials with little tags on them saying that “unauthorized propagation” is not allowed by some kind of intellectual property law.  So plant downloading is actually a thing people are concerned about.  The thing is, many perennial plants should be divided every few years for their own health, and then hey, you now have two plants!

I *literally* got assaulted by the Proven Winners Illegal Plant Snitch at my old job at the greenhouse/nursery so not only is Plant Downloading something corporate whackadoodles are concerned about, it’s an extremely cool crime we all should go commit.  Just make sure to check what’s invasive in your area so you don’t go around causing an Ecological Issue, which is an extremely unsexy crime that I will personally come to your house and fill all your shoes with cooked, day-old spaghetti for.

OSHA requirements for anime girl thigh highs to ensure they don't cut off circulation.

All anime girls are required to tie their hair up when working near machinery REGARDLESS of personality type.

Giant anime sweat drops represent a slipping hazard and should be dealt with using the appropriate absorbent sand spill cleanup kit. Report to your OSHA representative if you have not received spill management training.

Getting really embarrassed and emitting a cloud of steam from your head constitutes Hot Work and requires a permit to ensure that all flammable materials have been cleared from the area.

as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

idk who needs to hear this but you can use whatever pronouns you want. like regardless of your gender. if you like being referred to with a specific sound then you can use it. it doesn't necessarily mean you're on the way to finding out your gender is something other than you thought it was either, sometimes you just like using unconventional pronouns and it's not really a big deal

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

sure would be nice if people other than porn blogs and sex workers reblogged this

I hope Miette and the person who viciously and cruelly kicked Miette know what an impact they’ve made on my vocabulary when it comes to interacting with my cat