stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..
there she is!!!!!!!
love……..tenderness…….
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stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..
there she is!!!!!!!
love……..tenderness…….

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Sweden ????
So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long
what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this
there is not a single day i don't think about this quote in relation to tragedies
Aeschylus, The Oresteia
Richard Siken, Planet of Love
[ID: Image 1: A quote that reads, “This is why people cry at the movies: because everybody’s doomed. No one in a movie can help themselves in any way. Their fate has already staked its claim on them from the moment they appear onscreen. -John Darnielle.”
Image 2: A screenshot from a script that reads, “Orestes: This was always going to happen. She’s been dead since the beginning.”
Image 3: A screenshot of a poem that reads, “Imagine this: You’re pulling the car over. Somebody’s waiting. You’re going to die in your best friend’s arms. And you play along because it’s funny, because it’s written down, you’ve memorized it, it’s all you know. I say the phrases that keep it all going, and everybody plays along.” /end id]
also everyone who actually studies philosophy thinks aristotle and all those hellenistic philosophers are ultimately cringe. like they are great as a starter in 101 to get you used to socratic dialogue and rhetoric in arguments. and its really interesting from a historical perspective to see how the field was structured. but it is so funny to see chuds online who don’t read anything else in the field, just jerk it to incredibly archaic bullshit that first year students have to trudge through. ooooh its classic so its good return to tradition men used to be men. gum me through my jorts you toothless reprobates.
i always thinks of this. the guy on the bus was right :/
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STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE + (letterboxd review)
Lady of the Lake, rising up from the water: Hark, good man. You come seeking Excalibur, sword of swords— *is slammed full in the face by a Blackberry phone*
Businessman standing at the edge: I am SO sorry ma’am, I just discovered that family is what’s truly important in life
issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.
hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused
test: start saying “gamers” instead
Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny
me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS
the kittens:
how the old gods lose their powers because people stop believing in them, but there’s nike, the goddess of victory, and she’s like even more powerful, just strolling up on olympus in limited edition air force ones
hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
This is like. The opposite of the recovery position
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i enjoy eating pussy now but the first time i did it i gagged because hentai made me believe it would taste like watermelon and strawberries when in fact pussy tastes like pussy.
leaving anon on really gives me a deeper appreciation for the priests who sit in confession booths
“Lovecraft was racist for having the cult of cthulhu based in the louisiana swamps-!”
Go into the swamps. By yourself. No trail. No guide. Do it, bitch. And if you make it out I want a 10 page essay on the godless, shapeless horrors you bore witness to.
“But Lovecraft WAS scared of brown people-!” LOVECRAFT WAS SCARED OF AIR CONDITIONERS!
He was racist for naming his cat the n word
It was his father’s cat. His father named it. His father whose brain was riddled with syphilis and died in a mental asylum.
you can rename cats
so we’re just saying anything now, huh?
So we not gon talk about this….is there a magical excuse behind this one too?
As someone who is getting a whole ass Master degree in English with a focus on American Literature and folklore. And Minor in Creative writing I can say with full confidence that...
There is no need to be riding for this racist ass, antisemitic ass, anti-science ass, wet gerbil of a man.
He was a horrible person. Yes he created a subgenre in horror literature and pop culture (I have a love for horror) and I'll give him that credit. But there is absolutely no logical need to defend him or find obscure and half baked evidence to twist into so kinda excuses for his horrid behavior and beliefs.
Op is the dumbest person alive
Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.
This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.
John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.
His followers were banned from:
Sex, masturbation, all meat, salt, grease, fat, dance, gambling, coffee, tea, alcohol, or warm water of any kind.
why warm water????
Excites the body. JHK considered man's natural state to be an unfeeling resting neutrality. All biological excitement was a sin.
Yes. The cereal guy. As in Kellogg's Cereal. That guy.
was he inspired by the guy who invented graham crackers to prevent masturbation?
He was! He felt Graham didn't go far enough. Originally, Graham crackers were full of whole wheat and fiber specifically to act as a diuretic (meaning, thing that makes you poop) during the 1829 Cholera pandemic, as Graham believed that cholera was caused by meat fermenting in the bowels, and could be cured by "flushing."
Kellogg liked the idea, and invented a turbo-enema-for-jesus machine that could pump water up a person's butt at over four gallons a minute. He called it "The Irrigator"
A machine he later used on President William Howard Taft, Thomas Edison, Sojourner Truth, and Amelia Airhart.
This interaction ended me. Maybe the funniest line in Ward?

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