Unbetitelt

stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

also everyone who actually studies philosophy thinks aristotle and all those hellenistic philosophers are ultimately cringe. like they are great as a starter in 101 to get you used to socratic dialogue and rhetoric in arguments. and its really interesting from a historical perspective to see how the field was structured. but it is so funny to see chuds online who don’t read anything else in the field, just jerk it to incredibly archaic bullshit that first year students have to trudge through. ooooh its classic so its good return to tradition men used to be men. gum me through my jorts you toothless reprobates.

how the old gods lose their powers because people stop believing in them, but there’s nike, the goddess of victory, and she’s like even more powerful, just strolling up on olympus in limited edition air force ones 

hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

HAHAHAH THOSE TAGS

“But Lovecraft WAS scared of brown people-!” LOVECRAFT WAS SCARED OF AIR CONDITIONERS! 

He was racist for naming his cat the n word

It was his father’s cat. His father named it. His father whose brain was riddled with syphilis and died in a mental asylum. 

you can rename cats

Op is the dumbest person alive

why warm water????

Excites the body. JHK considered man's natural state to be an unfeeling resting neutrality. All biological excitement was a sin.

Yes. The cereal guy. As in Kellogg's Cereal. That guy.

was he inspired by the guy who invented graham crackers to prevent masturbation?