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i took a drug test and tested positive for hummus #fuck

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

alcohol has no known effect on the human body