we're just innocent mads... | mads or maddie if we're pals :P | 20s | any pronouns | TME | welcome to my blog :-] | talk tag = "maddie meows", art tag = "maddie draws", ocs tag = "mads ocs" | sometimes i post and reblog things that are 18+ or nsfw! use your best judgment.
hello hello!!! i'm opening up commissions over on my ko-fi for a little extra income!! just taking up to 15 slots for the time being :-] examples of my work are below, and details of the commission process are under the cut + are also on the ko-fi listing. here's the link!
🌻 The base price is $15 USD for an uncolored portrait length commission- please select add-ons to clarify the size, coloring style, and background you would like for your piece! Thank you!
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🌱 I offer three coloring styles:
Flat color (seen in images 5 and 7)- NOTE: can include a simple pattern/texture overlay with no added cost! This is also seen in image 7.
Gradient map (seen in images 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10)- NOTE: In my personal work, I tend to go more fantastical with the colors, but I can also make things look a bit more grounded, like in image 10.
3.. Risograph (seen in images 2 and 8)
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🌱 I also offer three styles of background/frame:
Transparent/single color/gradient- Done at no added cost! Can be seen in images 5, 7, 9, and 10.
Simple pattern- Involves a simple pattern in the background or in a frame. Seen in images 1, 2, and 4.
Scene- Involves a landscape and/or significant props. Seen in images 3, 6, and 8.
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Will do:
-anthro/furry characters
-character interactions (please select the "Extra character" add-on!)
-characters of any gender/presentation
Will not do:
-nsfw content (this includes fetish art)
-mechs/complex technological designs/etc.
-detailed/complex backgrounds
-heavy gore
-non-anthro animal characters/pets/etc.
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🌻 Please note that I reserve the right to refuse any commission for any reason. If this is the case for your request, I will of course refund you in a timely manner.
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I watch a lot of old movies that nobody cares about any more, and this ends up filling in a lot of gaps in my cultural awareness. You would think knowing more about the world would make me more confident in my understanding of it, but you would be wrong.
The Barefoot Contessa (1954) is the life story of a poor Spanish woman who rises up to become one of the most famous actresses in the world. The movie does not bother to give her character traits beyond that she loves to have sex and also that she loves to run around barefoot (the fetishistic connotations are inescapable). She falls in love with a count and ultimately marries him. The big twist at the end of the movie is that her new husband had his dick blown off in the war and so they can't have sex (because, tragically, he never learned how to do hand stuff). Then he murders her for having an affair.
In 1978, Ina Garten bought a specialty food store that, for some unfathomable reason, someone had already named The Barefoot Contessa after this movie, which in 1999 became the title of her bestselling cookbook, which was then followed by a popular Food Network show. Now all of us need to deal with there being a TV cooking show called The Barefoot Contessa as part of the background radiation of our lives.
None of that makes any sense, and I am forced once more to confront the total lack of meaning in the world. It fills me with a terrifying sense of freedom.
saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese
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If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another
Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots
"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you
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