we're just innocent mads... | mads or maddie if we're pals :P | 20s | any pronouns | TME | aro lesbian | welcome to my blog :-] | talk tag = "maddie meows", art tag = "maddie draws", ocs tag = "mads ocs" | sometimes i post and reblog things that are 18+ or nsfw! use your best judgment.
hello hello!!! i'm opening up commissions over on my ko-fi for a little extra income!! just taking up to 15 slots for the time being :-] examples of my work are below, and details of the commission process are under the cut + are also on the ko-fi listing. here's the link!
🌻 The base price is $15 USD for an uncolored portrait length commission- please select add-ons to clarify the size, coloring style, and background you would like for your piece! Thank you!
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🌱 I offer three coloring styles:
Flat color (seen in images 5 and 7)- NOTE: can include a simple pattern/texture overlay with no added cost! This is also seen in image 7.
Gradient map (seen in images 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10)- NOTE: In my personal work, I tend to go more fantastical with the colors, but I can also make things look a bit more grounded, like in image 10.
3.. Risograph (seen in images 2 and 8)
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🌱 I also offer three styles of background/frame:
Transparent/single color/gradient- Done at no added cost! Can be seen in images 5, 7, 9, and 10.
Simple pattern- Involves a simple pattern in the background or in a frame. Seen in images 1, 2, and 4.
Scene- Involves a landscape and/or significant props. Seen in images 3, 6, and 8.
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Will do:
-anthro/furry characters
-character interactions (please select the "Extra character" add-on!)
-characters of any gender/presentation
Will not do:
-nsfw content (this includes fetish art)
-mechs/complex technological designs/etc.
-detailed/complex backgrounds
-heavy gore
-non-anthro animal characters/pets/etc.
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🌻 Please note that I reserve the right to refuse any commission for any reason. If this is the case for your request, I will of course refund you in a timely manner.
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converted my anger from earlier into productive energy and wrote a letter to read out loud to my various doctors about why they need to lay off the "you need to eat more things" crap. using my special non-confrontational olive branch phrasing for this stuff always makes me feel like a manipulative mastermind... as if i'm not just being amicable lol
i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness
"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.
i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights
The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"
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#1 thing you can do to be a better driver is to be at peace with going the wrong direction for a little while.
like it is not the end of the world if you miss your turn. all the roads are connected to all the other roads. you will find your way very quickly.
unless you're experiencing a genuine emergency, dont even think about making a sudden movement, ESPECIALLY across one or more lanes, just to avoid missing a turn
just relax. be at peace with the way the universe has led you. who knows you might discover something you never would have seen, like a nice restaraunt or a park you didn't know about. just. fucking relax
The best driving advice I ever got was "you get there when you get there."
Miss a turn? It's okay. You get there when you get there.
Left the house late? Nothing you can do about it now. You get there when you get there.
Stopped by a train, or an accident on the highway? It's out of your hands. You get there when you get there.
I know all of these things can be anxiety-inducing. But by the time you're in the car experiencing them, no crazy maneuver will make a meaningful difference in the time it takes to get where you're going, and that maneuver will be at the cost of your safety and others.
oh boy it is sure cold out here i wish a nice warmblooded human would invite me into their house to warm up becuz it is too cold out here for my also human blood in my human body so i need to be in a house with someone else with warm human blood oh boy
i have the regular kind of blood. you can sleep in one of the stalls. what do you eat? is it timothy? we have a lot of that. i can put a bunch in one of those net bags for you.
[oh no,,,, if he finds out that im a vampire and originally planned to kill him and suck his blood he might take back the hand of friendship he extended to me!]
i meant 2 years
im actually a very articulate horse. neighhh whinny etc 🐴
[now aware that this is a vampire but i assume they have something going on probably related back to their childhood so i'll let them pretend to be a horse until they're ready]
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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