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we're just innocent mads... | mads or maddie if we're pals :P | 20s | any pronouns | TME | aro lesbian | welcome to my blog :-] | talk tag = "maddie meows", art tag = "maddie draws", ocs tag = "mads ocs" | sometimes i post and reblog things that are 18+ or nsfw! use your best judgment.
hello hello!!! i'm opening up commissions over on my ko-fi for a little extra income!! just taking up to 15 slots for the time being :-] examples of my work are below, and details of the commission process are under the cut + are also on the ko-fi listing. here's the link!
π» The base price is $15 USD for an uncolored portrait length commission- please select add-ons to clarify the size, coloring style, and background you would like for your piece! Thank you!
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π± I offer three coloring styles:
Flat color (seen in images 5 and 7)- NOTE: can include a simple pattern/texture overlay with no added cost! This is also seen in image 7.
Gradient map (seen in images 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10)- NOTE: In my personal work, I tend to go more fantastical with the colors, but I can also make things look a bit more grounded, like in image 10.
3.. Risograph (seen in images 2 and 8)
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π± I also offer three styles of background/frame:
Transparent/single color/gradient- Done at no added cost! Can be seen in images 5, 7, 9, and 10.
Simple pattern- Involves a simple pattern in the background or in a frame. Seen in images 1, 2, and 4.
Scene- Involves a landscape and/or significant props. Seen in images 3, 6, and 8.
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Will do:
-anthro/furry characters
-character interactions (please select the "Extra character" add-on!)
-characters of any gender/presentation
Will not do:
-nsfw content (this includes fetish art)
-mechs/complex technological designs/etc.
-detailed/complex backgrounds
-heavy gore
-non-anthro animal characters/pets/etc.
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π» Please note that I reserve the right to refuse any commission for any reason. If this is the case for your request, I will of course refund you in a timely manner.
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'assigned' is past tense. it was an event, coercive, forced without your approval because you were only minutes old. its not a label, its not an identity
"i am afab" no, you WERE afab. you ARE whatever gender you currently are. stop identifying with an event forced upon you at birth, even if you are cis.
Today a random clip of a F1nn5ter Q&A stream found its way into my feed.
Someone asked F1nn why it was that on her larger branded social media accounts she still listed herself as a femboy in some places while in more intracommunity spaces she more readily and comfortably identified as transfem.
Now, depending on who you ask that kind of question to you'll probably get a meandering answer on the complexities of how one defines their own identity. But instead F1nn gave a very quick and simple answer.
She gets less death threats or other general threats of violence from people when she calls herself a femboy vs calling herself transfem. It wasn't any deeper than that, and some people in her audience understood that, while others were confused that femboys were more palatable to cis people than transfems.
Another Clip of F1nn made its way across my feed today, she she mentioned a little bit more on the difference on being known as a Transfem streamer vs her old Femboy days.
"As soon as I came out as trans, it felt like everyone was an asshole and I had to adapt to it again...I don't know, people just don't like it if you're not [just] some funny guy."
this stupid shit has been around for so long and itβs crazy to me there are still people with enough rocks in their brain to believe it. βOughhhhh if you arenβt nice to you oppressors theyβll become bigots instead of alliesβ if someoneβs support for marginalized groups hinges entirely on whether or not that group is niceys, theyβre by definition not effective or useful allies and, by admission of this argument, an active danger to the communities theyre supposed to be allied with because they can Enter Bigot Mode the second they become displease
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz
Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?
Me: Yes, but he's a cat.
Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?
Me: He's a legal cat.
Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.
Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.
Clerk: You can file on his behalf.
Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."
Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."
Me: What's the medical reason?
Clerk: He's a cat.
Me: That's not a medical condition.
Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.
Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.
"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."
Took the letter to my vet.
Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.
Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?
Me: Excellent question. No good answer.
Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.
Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?
Vet: On what grounds?
Me: He's a cat.
Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
Me: Perfect.
Sent it in. Got another rejection.
"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."
My roommate thought this was hilarious.
Roommate: Felix is going to jail.
Me: This is serious.
Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.
Decided that was actually the only option left.
Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.
Checked in at the courthouse.
Clerk: Name?
Me: Felix Martinez.
Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.
Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.
Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?
Me: I filed three. All rejected.
Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.
Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?
Me: Twice.
Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.
Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.
Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?
Me: You tell me.
Supervisor: This is a data error.
Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.
They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.
Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.
Me: Appreciate it.
Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?
Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.
Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.
For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.
Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.
Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.
Roommate: That's what they all say.
Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.
Fitting end to his legal career.
end id]
perpetually haunted by that one chris fleming bit where she's playing the character of an italian-american comedian doing a one-woman show and has a specific set of lines about how this woman keeps marinara sauce in the glove compartment of her car and whenever she opens it, marinara sauce spills all over her "like an italian carrie". it's just such a vivid mental image... italian carrie...............
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trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house