we're just innocent mads... | mads or maddie if we're pals :P | 20s | any pronouns | TME | aro lesbian | welcome to my blog :-] | talk tag = "maddie meows", art tag = "maddie draws", ocs tag = "mads ocs" | sometimes i post and reblog things that are 18+ or nsfw! use your best judgment.
hello hello!!! i'm opening up commissions over on my ko-fi for a little extra income!! just taking up to 15 slots for the time being :-] examples of my work are below, and details of the commission process are under the cut + are also on the ko-fi listing. here's the link!
🌻 The base price is $15 USD for an uncolored portrait length commission- please select add-ons to clarify the size, coloring style, and background you would like for your piece! Thank you!
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🌱 I offer three coloring styles:
Flat color (seen in images 5 and 7)- NOTE: can include a simple pattern/texture overlay with no added cost! This is also seen in image 7.
Gradient map (seen in images 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10)- NOTE: In my personal work, I tend to go more fantastical with the colors, but I can also make things look a bit more grounded, like in image 10.
3.. Risograph (seen in images 2 and 8)
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🌱 I also offer three styles of background/frame:
Transparent/single color/gradient- Done at no added cost! Can be seen in images 5, 7, 9, and 10.
Simple pattern- Involves a simple pattern in the background or in a frame. Seen in images 1, 2, and 4.
Scene- Involves a landscape and/or significant props. Seen in images 3, 6, and 8.
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Will do:
-anthro/furry characters
-character interactions (please select the "Extra character" add-on!)
-characters of any gender/presentation
Will not do:
-nsfw content (this includes fetish art)
-mechs/complex technological designs/etc.
-detailed/complex backgrounds
-heavy gore
-non-anthro animal characters/pets/etc.
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🌻 Please note that I reserve the right to refuse any commission for any reason. If this is the case for your request, I will of course refund you in a timely manner.
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Stuff like this always makes me remember how sensationalized the “hide your kids, hide your wife” video was, also known as the “bedroom intruder meme” 🗿.
The guy was clearly one of the earliest memes of a black person expressing frustration publicly (it was a news report of the man explaining how he’d run off a predator trying to rape his sister by the way) but in a “funny way” (the way that nbs and whites find entertaining at least because they don’t see black trauma as something that should be given grace, and shown empathy right from the very start over their own intial enjoyment because that’s no fun), and something like this became a huge joke. Like, this meme was literally everywhere in the early 2000’s, and I think people forgot that his sister was almost raped 🧍🏾♀️…………………………..!
Forgot to mention just in case people start acting stupid oh this post if it randomly blows up (I’m not popular here so I might be free 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀) but the bedroom intruder meme was turned into music, merch, the brother was even on tv shows, and tbh, I personally never cared if poor black folks decide to capitalize off of a meme that made them viral to change their situation. It’s better they get something out of it because whites and nbs are laughing anyway, while making their money off of black trauma. That’s how it always is with these memes. It’s awful.
"crochet can't be made by machines" went from being a cool fun fact to being a call to action of "so if you see mass manufactured crochet in Target, that was made by a person and they were underpaid and you should boycott it" which is true, it was made by a person, but EVERY item of clothing you own (that you did not purchase from a company using ethical labor) was made by a person being underpaid (at *best*.)
Sewing machines are operated by *people*. Knitting machines are operated by *people*. Yes lots of the process is automated but you cannot tell a machine "make me a t-shirt" or "make me a knit cardigan".
Higher awareness of fast fashion, and the true human labor and abuse behind it, is GREAT, but let's not pretend that the crochet hat in target is THE problem. Every article of clothing in target is the problem. "All clothes are made by people" is the jumping off point here into understanding this issue it's not just crochet it's the whole thing ahhhhHHHHHHHHHH
If you've ever seen images of sweatshops in the early 20th century, in New York or the UK or other developed countries
Guess what
Your clothing is still made in a place that looks like that. The only thing that's different is the tech level of the sewing machines and the race of the workers 
"i dont like intersectional feminist terminology because it implies that i have the capacity and means to enact violence and thats unfair because im literally so niceys" - one of the most dangerous and unsafe people youll ever meet
so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance
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the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it
like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think
this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment
once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally
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when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!