i'm steamboat willie & i'm here to fuck your wife

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you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

You ought to realize no one on tumblr is punk you knowclike if you were really punk youd be siphoning gas and sexually assaulting people and smelling really bad all day instead of blogging about it and your birthname would be Faggot but you go by Poop for short

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

do you have the courage to write a terrible first draft?