sam, who death forgot

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

IT'S PRIDE MONTH POST JUSTIN MCELROY SAYING "Hm. Kinda faggy."

Happy Kinda Faggy Friday

See the problem with this clip is there is nowhere else but here we can talk about it. On tik tok this would cause 1 month of discourse and Justin mcelroy would block me forever for posting about it. But it's the funniest thing on earth to me. But I can't tell anyone.