sam, who death forgot

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

@woolfmalice

dog i gotta move like yesterday

A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)

need to check comments more often this is awesome

david hockney with his dachshunds stanley and boodgie

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every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

not even funny the way this song has been narrowly staving off killing my damn self