one soul, not two

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

ot3 idea: one person with a red slushie, another person with a blue slushie, and a third person with no slushie but their mouth is conspicuously purple

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Censoring the word "self" but not "harm" in order to make a weird pseudo-buddhist statement about consciousness to an audience of ex-christian atheists and people from Portland USA

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

Friend trying to steel my resolve a few months ago: "She was never on your level you know, and you need someone who is. Like, could you have a conversation with her about that french feminist intellectual you always talk about, what was her name, Char Aznable?"