one soul, not two

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

ok so your blorbo is messy, but are they such a petri dish of trauma that ao3 has canonized tags for dissecting them?

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

every video game dev is no longer allowed to touch any deserts nor anything in them to any capacity you have all FAILED the test

"what about the deserts in america? can we borrow the wild west aesthetic?" I need you to ask yourself where the term "wild west" came from and what exactly needed to be "tamed" about it. I need you to think about it really really hard

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

fantasy series revealing The Objective Truth about their setting's lore and expecting you to be impressed purely by the revelation has the same energy as marvel cameos where you're expected to clap and cheer in the cinema because you recognised an actor. oh. the gods were actually real people who sucked and did terrible things but nobody knew until now? and iron man is here?

jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

0 for 2, Herman

idiot