Cause All This Time I've Been Alive

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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

it was a rough summer in halifax

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

the days sure are going by fast! good thing you're here for them

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

Get yourself a girl who self identifies as extremely weird

Get yourself 2 girls that self identifies as extremely weird ?

Well technically its 8 girls but who is counting

Get yourself 8 girls that self identifies as extremely weird ?

having a lot of fun rejecting sexuality lately. no actually there wasn't any horny intent behind my actions. no I wasn't turned on by that. heh. it takes more than that to impress me. you'll need a higher power level to turn me on. activate acespec barrier

yandere girl who is very very bad at it

"ehehehe....... you'll always be mine and mine alone, darling........ i-i mean if you're alright with that......... if not thats fine too......... i-i wouldnt want to be annoying so..........."

Starting to think that gender roles might not be very groovy or shagadelic.