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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

If you post good in real life people call it "being charming" and it can even result in pussy

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

all the comments not remembering why this is so funny or even alluding to it is amazing. grass has grown over our weapons of war and now children play in the rubble.

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

did you google how to take a screen shot