fish are a conspiracy

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

jerking off has been mid lately

me and my dear lifelong friend Unwise Purchases

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth