J'veux d'la tendresse

The older I get, the stayer I home.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

both of them are me

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly