ColorfulTrashCan

love pulling the whole "loyal knight" thing on my friends because 1. they never expect it and 2. they go along with it every time

"my liege. your royal advisor and i have discussed this grave matter and we concur that you should not continue to commune with your ex regardless of what medicinal herbs he offers you. he is a stinky fuckhead. his presence is a blight upon our kingdom." and they just go yeah youre right and never bring up the whole knight thing even if they take a moment to process it

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

They haven't sorry

thats fucked up

i feel as though i’ve done a terrible deed

YOU’RE FUCKING WITH HIS CORPSE?????

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering