Waddell's Re-Blog

Can i pet him

delighted that this post has lived on in people’s hearts

like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day

sorry. sorry it's pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming i didn't put olive oil on this. you think im putting unseasoned tomatoes on my bruschetta. do you genuinely think i didn't pour oil on that toasted bread the moment it came off the pan. of course i added fucking olive oil and salt and stuff like who the fuck do you think i am do you think i was raised by fucking wolves. i didn't mention it because it's obvious. automatic. implicit. did i add olive oil. did i. i'll tell you more actually not only did i add olive oil but my olive oil is extra super virgin in a way your oil will never be because it comes directly from my olives. you cunts

This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.

Two planes having kiss

Latios and Latias

I was in a Lovecraftian GURPS campaign set in UK in the 1980s that ground to a halt for a solid hour because one of the players was adamant that we calculate the exact cost of plane tickets for our team.

Truly, rules lawyers are an eldritch abomination.

lifehack if the players are obsessed with something give it to them. Often a small interesting answer will make them stop faster than a hundred boring ones.

once my players rifled through some dead goblins’ clothes and i didnt expect that (dumb, i know) so i put a “very smooth pebble” in a pocket and the players were so interested in it they almost started a fight over it

i was one of the players and we were valid

@elodieunderglass I lack understanding

Do you not feel the raw alluring sexuality of the GREBE

two sick horses evaluating an orb

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

Was… he a student at the Scholomance? Is this why the Western world is familiar with solomonari even though in Romania it’s such an obscure mythological reference??

That’s pretty much exactly what happened. Bram Stoker read one (1) book on Eastern European folklore that had a bit on the Scholomance in it, threw a passing reference to it into Dracula’s backstory, and English-speaking audiences have been going “hey, what the fuck?” ever since!

(Incidentally, this means that if you’re doing one of those classic crossovers where Victor Frankenstein ends up fighting and/or working for Dracula, Dracula absolutely gets to talk shit, because at least he finished his degree!)

Does Dracula have a PhD equivalent in dark magic? Does “Count” override “Doctor” in forms of address (I feel like this one does have a real answer)?

Twist: his actual name is just Acula and he wanted both titles

Doctor Dracula De Ville, Count of Wallachia would probably be the complete way to address him (link).

I should point out that in Europe multiple prenomials are perfectly common, e.g. Dr. Prof. Ing. Dracula, PhD