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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

Ive noticed that every oingo boingo fan here also likes Phantom Of The Paradise or Reanimator or both

what i appreciate the most about the disco elysium fandom is its dedication to keeping these ugly old men actually ugly old men 😭🙏 even in gender swap redesigns and alternative timelines their aura of being ugly old men remains and i just *kisses the ground these writers and artists walk on* love it so so so much

this is standard issue uncle

People who post YouTube videos longer than 2 hours love me and only want the best for me

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

ok so its not just me. ok good to know

Fuck my life, why are you in my head

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad