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if you dont like the trash pokemon and the keys pokemon and the ice cream pokemon fuck you

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

in the year 2000 the most romantic thing somebody could say to someone else was “if i go crazy then will you still call me Superman”

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

maybe they're binturight and we just haven't bintuheardthemout