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I donât know why this was my first thought. Iâm sorry.
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
I love lying to my landlord. âWeâre currently looking at a comparable unit in the area at $[a hundred dollars less than our current rent]/month, so if your offer has any flexibility to come down on the rent, that would help us reach a decision about whether or not to renew our lease hereâ and the comparable unit exists only in my own beautiful mind
Actually, no! And since several people have replied asked for my script for negotiating lower rent, Iâm gonna share that below, as well as the philosophy behind it. Full disclosure that Iâm not a leasing office person or a realtor or god forbid, a landlordâIâm just someone who has been a renter for 10+ years across different states, and I know for a fact that I have saved myself thousands of dollars by successfully negotiating a lower monthly rent on almost every lease Iâve ever signed. (Also, Iâve only ever rented in the U.S., so this advice may not be as applicable elsewhere.)
THIS!!! Exactly this. I didnât mention it above because I just couldnât fit it neatly anywhere, but once while negotiating a lease renewal, I got as far as receiving their counteroffer, which was basically âprice firm :(â, but then life happened, so I forgot to respond and accept. The email sat in my inbox for a week. And then, completely unprompted, they magically replied again saying, âactually, nvm, howâs $[number that is lower than our opening offer] sound?â
To them, it looked like I was staring them down cold as ice like
I was literally just busy with other stuff! and they were sweating!!! BULLETS!!!
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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes⌠the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queueâd for 4/13. Good job.

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"and the stars look very different today..."
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i'm so. emotional at the thought of this very professional, highly trained crew delaying their first meal (in a day scheduled down to the minute!) in sheer awe at the view of earth receding. and then getting the windows grubby in their excitement ;-;
I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and Iâ
We did it. We finally saved her.
Bawling my eyes out brb
im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

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Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.
Hehe, guess what surprise I've got for you today?
Hehe, guess what surprise I've got for you today?
Shh, not so fast â close your eyes and listen closely. You might hear the clues hiding in the wind.
The scent of Cecilias? Your nose is sharp as ever. But that's not the only thing I've got for you this time...
Every flower here comes from a place you've visited. They're all witnesses to your journey through Mondstadt.
Wherever you go next, you know the wind and the fragrance will be close behind.
opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
We show you colors. You recreate them from memory. Challenge friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think. Play free at dialed.gg.
This is a bit of an addiction. But also causing my anal-ness to go mad!

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pirate: yar the mast do be a dangerous post
Mermaids LOVE shoes.Â
Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes donât.Â
When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.
In multiple mermaid languages, the words for âbagâ and âfootwearâ are interchangeable. In a sense, itâs poetic, as footwear is needed to âcarryâ yourself on land.
Helping send out messages across the seven seas.
sailor: oh my godâŚthank you for rescuing meâŚI owe you my lifeâŚhow can I ever repay you?
mermaid: *points to his feet*
sailor: I donât underâ
mermaid: give me your shoes
sailor: what?
mermaid:Â GIVE ME YOUR
sailor *taking off his shoes*: Why is my life like this??!?
Crocks dont sink though
Which means that obtaining crocs would be incredibly dangerous. A mermaid would have to risk exposing themselves to humans to get crocs from the surface. This means that only the most courageous of mermaids can get crocs. This would make crocs a LEGENDARY ITEM.
Imagine the King and Queen of the mermaids having their rooms decked out in crocs with rare plants dangling from the holes.
Imagine high ranking nobles having their weapons sheathed in crocs.
If a mermaid wished to marry a prince or princess, they must present a croc to the King and Queen.