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rosewind2007

Murderbot and Gurathin on a survey…

homophobla

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

phoenix-theurge

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

escuerzoresucitado

thepleasuregoblin

White Pharaoh's Eye of Horus

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

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My friend you are 100% correct in immediately dropping that dude like a hot stone. The amount of men that have, uninvited, sent dick pics to me, is insane. Idk what synapse in their brain makes them think it's okay??

Right?!?

It's one thing if you have discussed it first, but there was no lead up to that and no mutual consent. Like bro, I don't know you, let alone know if I like you yet, why would I want to see your dick? Ugh.

There were other red flags I ignored with this guy, but now I know for sure this ain't it, you're right.

2008hondacivic

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

I was getting to know this guy for the past couple of weeks and things were platonic. We were just chatting about life but he sent me an unsolicited dick pic out of left field? Like how was I expected to respond to that? This might have been an overreaction, but it gave me the ick and I blocked him.

#i'm not a prude and i can't put my finger on why this bothered me so much but my gut reaction seeing it was 'nope absolutely not boy bye'

chilewithcarnage

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

yeetmewithachainsaw

koko2unite

I'm on bara living room if u need me

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setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

squidsmeister

Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

idkitsartman

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

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