Definitely not 22 cats in a trenchcoat

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

remember in sonic x when topaz on screen took rouge on a date, have her a gemed ring and then fell on the floor sobbing when they’d never see each other again like they really did that

Wait… is that this character that handcuffed Rogue and so she said “so you’re into BDSM, huh?” in that one screencap??? That wasn’t a joke but actually in-universe flirting???

sonic heritage post