the guy at the store who coughs on your groceries

ok wow it’s a good thing I started looking for new iPads a couple days ago because my current one has abruptly decided to stop charging past 24%

I’m looking to get a new iPad since mine is close to death, does anyone have any recommendations as far as model family goes or anything like that

the news about jorge guiterrez is crazy dude. the check they must’ve paid him to sell out his beliefs in less than a year must’ve been insane

so many things happen to me. and nothing useful

most bizarre secondhand celebrity interaction I had was on register when I was checking out a mother and her child and the child said ‘guess who bought me a chunky monkey ice cream at the place down the street?’ and I said ‘haha I dunno who?’ and the mom proudly looked at me and said ‘Joe Biden!’ and I still kind of think it might’ve been a guy who just looked like joe but the possibility that it really was him and he frequents the street I work on is higher than zero which is bone chilling